Thursday, March 26, 2009

TV with all the Fix-Ins

JUST AS I think to myself, "I can't do it; I can't write about this crap again, I'm going to open a vein," comes Will Dixon at Uninflected Images to fill the gap. To him I pass the fading torch.

Will's got a piece up about the Heritage Committee grilling of CRTC guys here. Here's a surprise: the answer to fixing their business model is you. You're welcome.

Don't ask them what you're paying for. That's not polite.

Does it all sound ridiculous, like, oh I don't know, like all this is a fait accompli?

Will deals with that too.

Will, when the whole thing goes to shit, do you have any prairie property out there where maybe I can dig a very, very, very large gopher hole?

Yes, I will be dying there. Please feel free to sell my glasses and belt buckle.

1 comment:

deborah Nathan said...

I prefer taking up residence in the lobby bar at the Algonquin.