
Because he dodged a bullet, kids.

I've been with the railers against celebutard culture all along, but I think we're now at the point where I almost want to hear from Mailer or Tom Wolfe.
Or...oh....oh....Mm. Wait for it...
Mmmmamet.
A writing blog from Canada - 2005 to 2010, archived for whatever you may get out of it.
A tentative agreement was reached today on a new IPA.
ACTRA won its points on every issue being fought in the strike.
We achieved our full pay demand.
The agreement provides members with a 10 per cent pay increase over the next
three years -- the largest pay increase achieved by a Canadian film and
television union in at least seven years.
The internet won't be free.
Residuals will be due to performers on internet use from first dollar - the
first time ACTRA has achieved SAG-style residuals in a major use category
(with one exception: dramatic productions like webisodes, made specifically
for the internet, will have a six-month basic declared use period prior to
residuals. All other productions -- ie conventional productions sold through
the internet -- will pay residuals from first dollar).
A "reopener" provision will allow the parties to revisit these terms after
the Screen Actors' Guild has negotiated its next agreement. ACTRA will use
this clause to seek further improved internet terms should SAG achieve them.
Other key deal points:
* ACTRA adjusted its low-budget terms to promote independent Canadian
production.
* New terms are set out to make the agreement work better for "reality"
shows.
* Rules governing background performance have been better harmonized between
Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto. Cash background rates will rise by 13 per
cent over the term of the agreement.
The full terms of the tentative agreement will be posted and distributed as
soon possible.
PLEASE NOTE THAT ACTRA'S STRIKE WILL REMAIN IN EFFECT UNTIL THE TENTATIVE
DEAL IS SIGNED OFF BY THE PARTIES.
Viewers, meanwhile, are not watching any more Canadian dramatic programming than they were a decade ago.Trailer Park Boys airs on Showcase. Konrad here is basically comparing ratings for 2nd tier cable with terrestrial, which considering the difference in their reach, is laughable. It's like comparing FOX ratings to ratings for F/X, Fox's cable station. The Sopranos, which is a monster show for HBO, would be canceled or on the bubble with the ratings it gets, were it on ABC.
Enter Jim Shaw. The outspoken Alberta cable king dared to say publicly what his industry cohorts have long been complaining about before the CTF's 19-member board. We'll let the TV critics determine whether Mr. Shaw's depiction of Trailer Park Boys as "guys running around half-naked, swearing and smoking weed" is fair game. But let's end the myth that the show is a ratings success.
Trailer Park Boys has drawn an average audience of less than 80,000 viewers this season, compared to more than three million for any one of the CSI franchises. The Canadian series, which got $2.8-million from the CTF this year, has been sold to a few foreign cable networks, but in the thousand-channel universe, fees for such sales are negligible. Maybe a few hundred Australians get a kick out of the beer-swilling trailer trash from Canada. But should Canadian taxpayers have to pay for it?
It took CNN to pump up Little Mosque on the Prairie, which got $2.5-million from the CTF, for Canadians to tune in to the show's debut on CBC last month. The public broadcaster subsequently took out full-page newspaper ads to boast the show's success with 2.1 million viewers. It hasn't, however, advertised the fact that once was enough for most Canadians. The most recent Mosque episodes have drawn fewer than 300,000 viewers.In their 2nd window repeats. Yes. The reality? Let's turn to how Bill Harris wrote it in the Toronto Sun:
NOT-SO-LITTLE MOSQUEHere on this blog there was a bit of back and forth of what "stabilized ratings" means. Well, we now have a metric that's based on five airings. The huge number (2.2 million) of the first airing did go away, but the 1.2 million average of the last few weeks is stable. And the repeats get 300 000 to 600 000 viewers, which means when you add them together, Little Mosque is always in striking distance of 2 million viewers a week. In a country of 30 million. (By the way, this kind of mismanagement of ratings data is exactly why a lot of Canadian networks play those numbers close to the vest. Can't trust a reporter to do math, after all. Not when they, too, think of 'hits' and 'misses' in U.S. style numbers. Even that 80 000 number has a selling commercial value in Canada for cable. I mean, at SPACE, when they got 300 000 viewers, for anything, people would be clicking their heels and lighting cigars with fifty dollar bills. But I digress.)
No one can deny any more that CBC's Little Mosque On The Prairie is a hit. A new episode on Wednesday attracted another 1.2 million viewers. The numbers for all five first-run episodes thus far have not dipped below a million.
What’s with these Canadians taking American jobs?
Aren’t we Yanks supposed to be crafting delightful backstage dramas about the catfights, crankiness and passion that go into the creation of a work of artistic genius?
Well, I guess if the behind-the-scenes chronicle “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” was any good, we wouldn’t have to worry about incursions from north of the border (though the terrific backstage comedy “30 Rock” is doing us proud).
As it is, let’s just allow the Canadians to show us how it’s done with the rollicking and ultimately moving third season of the import “Slings and Arrows,” which debuts 7 p.m. Sunday on Sundance Channel.
Where are the Canadian cultural warriors ready, willing and able to articulate why we need Canadian-made television?...
Is there no one among the many producers, writers and actors who benefit from the CTF who is willing to speak out, angrily and passionately, about the outrageous stunt being pulled by certain Canadian cable companies? Representatives of Shaw Communications Inc. and Vidéotron Ltée have been getting away with murder as they flit about the country in their corporate jets, sneering at the public, the CTF, the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission, and Heritage Minister Bev Oda.
Perhaps those who actually make Canadian TV are cowering in fear. Perhaps they are afraid of the cable companies. If so, they should be ashamed of themselves. Soon, it will be too late and the question will be this: Who speaks for the dead?
Without Cancon on our TV and movie screens, what is there telling people that their country is worth saving? What tells people what we stand for?
In the rest of the world, Cancon, when it's supported and promoted, gives Canada clout by giving foreigners a sense of the country. It promotes the Canadian brand. When people see Une Dimanche à Kigali in the US, or in France, or in Russia, it gives people there a sense of who we are. That may sound mushy. But so are ocean currents. In the long term, they have a powerful effect. Human beings feel more comfortable with people they know. They prefer to agree with people they like. When the nations are picking sides for the next Cod War between Canada and Spain, there are economic issues, sure. But people have trouble grasping large abstract numbers. They tend to side with the people they know and like.
When the question of who owns the Northwest Passage comes up, or softwoods, does it matter whether Americans think of Canadians as their nice friendly sidekicks, the would-be 51st State, or as a real nation? You bet it does.
You think culture doesn't matter? Look at the Mideast. Is there any conflict there that couldn't quickly be resolved on rational grounds except for culture?
Second City and the CBC are teaming up for a reality-TV series called The Second City's Next Comedy Legend.
It will air on the CBC this summer.
Aspiring sketch comedians from across the country will compete for a spot with the troupe. As is the tradition with reality TV, each week one of the contestants will be forced to walk the comedic plank.
Hosts and judges still are being finalized, but you can bet that many notable Second City alumni, and perhaps some Canadian celebrities from other entertainment fields, will be involved.
Auditions for the show are scheduled to take place in Vancouver (March 20), Calgary (March 24), Halifax (March 28) and Toronto (April 4). Registration information is available at nextcomedylegend.com.
To begin with, a completely false picture of the Muslim community has been forced into the homes of non-Muslim Canadians. CBC has validated the image painted by Islamist groups that Muslim lives revolve around mosques -- nothing else. We don't play hockey, none of us have 9-to-5 day jobs, love affairs, play poker or, dare we say, cheat on our taxes or our spouses.While the conservatives, well...they don't think it's very dandy, either.
After watching the fourth episode of Little Mosque, we question the motives of the writer, producers, and directors of the show for focusing singularly on the most conservative segments of the Muslim community. Although the characters are meant to reflect the diversity of Muslim society, a closer examination reveals the show is not about liberal or progressive Muslims competing with conservatives. Rather, the writer has created a false dichotomy of "conservative" Muslims vs. "ultra-conservative" Muslims; the former being disingenuously passed on as feminist and progressive. Muslims who do not pay homage to their Imams; the liberal, secular or progressive segments of the community, are conspicuous by their complete absence from the Little Mosque narrative.
Writer Zarqa Nawaz has played a deft hand in attempting to sanitize what really goes on in the typical Canadian mosque. The hijacking of our religion, Islam, by politicized clerics affiliated with Saudi Arabia or Iran, finds no resonance in the sitcom.
i think we need to look at it a bit deeper. why do we assume that we have to have some kind of this representation on tv? i would contend its better to not have this kind of show, despite whatever “benefits” may come of it - and i believe this moreso after seeing episode 2. you would think of everything on tv, a show called “little mosque” would be suitable for family viewing and be free of college sexual humor and people making out in front of their hijab’ed daughter, and unnecessary video of people displaying their sexual frustrations and showing people grabbing each others butts… oh wait… that was all in the wonderful representation of islam on tvUm, so nobody's happy?
if its going to be done, it should be done right, but the way this show is done, the harms i think outweigh the benefits. its just simply unrealistic, lame, and counterproductive

Lucinda Williams makes me physically hurt for Austin, Texas.
The latest batch also includes ... Moon Bloodgood in NBC's "Journeyman."
Bloodgood, who starred in ABC's "Day Break" this season, is joining "Journeyman" as the ex-fiancee of Kevin McKidd's time traveler.

To the few who saw it, “Twitch City,” a short-lived Canadian series that revolved around its main character’s crippling attachment to his television, stood out as a bold and perversely literal form of meta-TV.It's this kind of thing that kind of made me dislike Twitch City when it was on the air. The very idea of an "anti-sitcom" makes it feel to me like McKellar channeled the derisive, I hate the theatre character he would later lampoon in Slings & Arrows and let him create a TV series.
Produced by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation and created by Don McKellar, a Renaissance man of the Toronto indie film scene who won a Tony last year as a writer of the hit Broadway musical “The Drowsy Chaperone,” the comedy ran for a mere 13 episodes over two seasons in 1998 and 2000. But it attained cult status at home and abroad and is the rare television show that also holds up as a work of media scholarship. (It was shown here on Bravo in 2000 and is being released in a two-disc DVD set Feb. 20.)
Its protagonist, a socially challenged shut-in named Curtis (played by Mr. McKellar), spends almost all his time glued to the television, often to a “Jerry Springer” -like confessional circus called “The Rex Reilly Show.” To watch “Twitch City,” in other words, is often to watch someone watch TV. The screen serves as a de facto mirror — a nifty trick for a show about the vortexlike pull and mind-altering possibilities of television.
On the DVD commentary Mr. McKellar calls “Twitch City” an “anti-sitcom.” Many of the plot convolutions are indeed satiric variations on the roommate shenanigans that have long been a sitcom staple. (Joyce DeWitt of “Three’s Company” pops up in a knowing cameo.)
Slowly but surely, partly because of the collapse of syndication, (which DaVinci and Cold Squad are rushing in to fill in U.S. markets) and DVD leaks like this, the Corner Gas sets, Trailer Park Boys, Slings & Arrows and the like, there is a distinct flavor of Canadian TV that is starting to make itself known in the USA.
Curtis is neither a mindless viewer nor a stereotypical pop-culture savant. His obsession is somehow deeper and purer: he watches TV silently, without ironic comment, “to learn from it and not laugh at it,” he says. As a case study Curtis supports the contention of his fellow Canadian Marshall McLuhan that the effects of television are more relevant than the content. In “Twitch City” the medium truly is the message.