A writing blog from Canada - 2005 to 2010, archived for whatever you may get out of it.
Friday, July 10, 2009
MJ & The Wicked Crooked
Thursday, July 9, 2009
You Aint Going Nowhere

Monday, July 6, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
I Don't Believe We're On The Eve of Production
Friday, June 12, 2009
On Mops and Pails and Snarls and Multitudes
John Doyle returned from Buenos Aires in the spirit of a soccer hooligan, taking a swipe at the biggest fans of Canadian television: Canadian TV writers (TV Writers - Study The Leamington Big Tomato - Review, June 11). Mr. Doyle cuts a wide swath for sins of snobbery he admits apply only "to a few."
I've never met anyone interested in making TV that no one wants to watch. Mr. Doyle knows this - he was in that airless CRTC room last year when the Writers Guild of Canada and four screenwriters fought against the proposal to split the Canadian Television Fund into commercial and cultural streams. It was Canadian TV writers who argued that the two can't be separated.
What we should be worried about isn't snobbish Canadian writers, it's a push with the new funding model - in which U.S. networks bulk up their prime-time skeds with programs bought cheaply in Canada - to spend CTF money on stories written for generic Anytown-USA productions. The CTF is a limited fund and meant to support stories written by Canadians aimed at Canadians. "Canadian and commercial" are as synonymous as "American and commercial," and every Canadian screenwriter knows it.
Currently v. amused by defensive, kneejerk snarling from TV writers. At least they're not stabbing each other with their pencils todayabout 17 hours ago from web
What I'm wondering is this: Where are the Canadian cultural warriors ready, willing and able to articulate why we need Canadian-made television?...Perhaps those who actually make Canadian TV are cowering in fear. Perhaps they are afraid of the cable companies. If so, they should be ashamed of themselves. Soon, it will be too late and the question will be this: Who speaks for the dead?John Doyle, Globe & Mail, Feb 15, 2007.
While I was away - I came back grumpy, obviously - an issue blew up. Chris Haddock, creator of Da Vinci's Inquest and Intelligence, complained - during an interview with a reporter - about CBC's lack of promotion for Intelligence. He had a point. In a response, a CBC spokeschappy took this condescending view: "We have not yet made a decision as to whether we'll continue with the show; when we do, Chris will be the first to know...Spokeschappy also tut-tutted about Haddock's "attempts to negotiate through the media his relationship with the CBC."
Worse, the normally sensible Denis McGrath, a TV screenwriter of some note, tut-tutted in his blog, "I'm with the CBC on one thing on this: This is not something that should be playing out in the media."
What utter nonsense. The Canadian TV racket suffers from enough don't-quote-me wussiness as it is. There is so much fear of angering some self-aggrandizing TV exec that hardly anyone speaks the truth, out loud, to the press... Another TV writer going all meek and mousy on the subject is disheartening. I really hate that.
John Doyle, Globe & Mail, December 18, 2007.
It's part of the national character, I think. We're not abusive, as American complainers sometimes are. And we don't believe in organizing a mass-action complaint, as Americans do. We get indignant. Then the person receiving the complaint gets really indignant in response.
John Doyle, Globe & Mail, Nov 25, 2003
Do I contradict myself?Very well then, I contradict myself.I am large, I contain multitudes.Walt Whitman, Song of Myself.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
A Tale of Two Governments
It's all possibility at this point. And professionals who smile and try to conceal the excitement..."is this really going to happen?" "Are we really doing this?"
The exciting becomes transcendant when you find yourself in a place that's new and exciting to you. I felt this way when I first went to South Africa. I feel it again here in St. John's.
It happens in little ways, as you peel back and discover other elements of the culture that makes this rugged land and this beautiful city so very, very different. It happens when you drive winding roads and look out to sea and see your first Iceberg. It happens when your charismatic lead actor and Executive Producer reminds you that he's a first-generation Canadian; the son of people born into the separate nation of Newfoundland. It happens as you contemplate the hundred different little ways the culture here is different, yet undeniably alive. It makes you think, think of all the other places you've been in this great nation -- Alberta, where they never met a U.S. idea they didn't like, and where they hate the CBC like it's a religious rite. I think of the Calgarians I know who seem as surrounded as liberals in Austin, Texas. I think of Vancouver, aloof and a little smug about its beauty and wonder; as I stare now out the window at its easy equal. I think of winding stone streets in Vieux Montreal, the steps leading up to the Chateau in Quebec City. I think of the few days I spent up in Thunder Bay, another few in Halifax, the sunny times spent on Parliament Hill or wandering the Byward Market in Ottawa. I close my eyes and picture the ferry ride to Vancouver Island, lovely and still through the summer fog of morning. I recall my own teeming, shiny, stinky and occasionally humid Toronto, and how beautiful and majestic the Legislature looked at night the one time I visited Regina, and viewed the place where Medicare began. I think of this wonderful, different, vibrant country -- its parts seemingly ever at war or resentment with each other.
And as I prepare to help craft stories that show off one beautiful part the way it hasn't been shown before, all I can think of is what a gift Canadians miss by not being able to see stories told about all the funky, silly, crazy, wondrous, scary, nifty and puzzling people I've met in all these wonderful cities in this great and vast and puzzling land.
I think of how this short-sighted debate has been going on for some time. And I think about how little Canadians know of their own government. Little enough that they misunderstand the very process of parliamentary democracy itself. And I curse again the colonized culture that makes those lessons invisible. And then I realize: that's not strictly true. Ontarians don't know a lot. Albertans think they know, but honestly, I've looked -- it's a photocopy or an American ideal of the west. B.C. just hates Toronto. Right now I'm in a place that understands the value of its culture -- and just coincidentally it's a place where the culture has been ridiculed by the rest of Canada for a long time.
So it was today that this was read out in the legislature of the great Province of Newfoundland and Labrador:
The Canadian Broadcast Corporation recently approved its upcoming television season lineup, and confirmed that a one-hour father-son police drama, entitled Republic of Doyle, will be among the new shows featured next year.
Republic of Doyle is one of the biggest budget television series ever produced in Canada – and the 12 episodes commissioned to date will be filmed right here in Newfoundland and Labrador.
This is an unprecedented opportunity for our film industry, and for film industry workers in this province. We recognized this when the producers approached us last year with a view to securing our financial support in making the television series a reality.
The Government of Newfoundland and Labrador has committed $1.5 million in film equity funding to the project in Budget 2009 to ensure this province accrues the maximum benefits from this television production. The size of this production will also enable producers to avail of approximately $3 million through the Newfoundland and Labrador Film and Video Tax Credit.
Therefore, the direct commitment from the Provincial Government in Republic of Doyle is $4.5 million, with economic spin-off activities estimated to result in about $11.3 million in benefits to the local economy.
Contrast that with the fabulous recent efforts of our central, National government.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Ottawa, these guys, and these guys and these guys continue to fight a battle over millions, where the only surety is that at some point they're going to complain about the need to throw breadcrumbs to support the very process I'm starting right now here in St. John's.
It's a pretty stomach-churning display. It's one of those times that I'm very glad to be very far away, where the sound of the sea drowns out the sound of money, and the local culture can be seen, felt, and heard all about you. It exists in Canada.
At least in parts of it, it does.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Touchdown Rock
By the bye, you can really feel that extra half hour :)
How'd the begfest at the CRTC trough go...?
...nah, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Blue Skies, Smling at Me...
As Denis McGrath, a former writer for CBC's The Border sees it, it is all about networks feeling our pain and not wanting to be behind the curve. "We've got to do something to acknowledge what people are going through," he sees them saying, "because there is a danger of being out of step with what people want to see."
McGrath is about to take his own step toward the light. He leaves this week for Newfoundland, where he will run the writing room on The Republic of Doyle, an upcoming CBC private-eye drama he describes as retro and fun. But even darker shows like AMCs' Emmy-winning Breaking Bad – a show about a dying school teacher (Bryan Cranston) so desperate to provide for his family he turns to selling drugs – have had to adjust to the new economic reality.
"Reality does impact, and you can't help but pay attention to what's going on in the newspapers every day," says Breaking Bad creator/producer Vince Gilligan. He sees his show as being about "a good man who makes a very bad decision" and then "the cascade of consequences, the domino effect from that decision." It is an extreme example of what a lot of people are dealing with today.
Suddenly, CEOs and bankers are the new bad guys on TV. The Canadian-born creator of the American cable drama Leverage, John Rogers, says the recession probably helped his show get a second season because many of his stories focus on people going after corporate criminals. McGrath found it interesting that the creators of the midseason ABC comedy Better Off Ted had tapped into a growing cynicism and mistrust about the corporate world. "It has finally sunk in that these guys have wrecked our economy," says McGrath.
There is word leaking out from Friday Night Lights that job-loss storylines will be on the agenda next season. "It's certainly on producer's and writer's minds and that means those kind of stories will be on the table in the coming weeks," says veteran Canadian TV screenwriter Jim Henshaw (BeastMaster).
"The only thing the networks want to see right now are what the networks are calling `Blue Sky Shows,'" says McGrath, who has heard through his agent and writer friends in L.A. that "Happy stuff` is all the rage. "All those Criminal Minds, CSIs, dark, crime procedurals are in real trouble.
"When the real news is all doom and gloom, the dive to comedy and escapism is almost a reflex."
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
CBC TeeVee & Me: Down East Edition
SOMEBODY, I'M NOT sure who, once pointed out that CBC has four distinct programming seasons: Summer, Fall, Winter and Hockey.Well, CBC today announced the highlights of the big two of those seasons: Fall and Winter.
Besides returning shows like Little Mosque on the Prairie, The Border, Being Erica, Heartland, The Tudors, Dragon's Den, The Mercer Report and This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Canada's public broadcaster will be adding a figure-skating based reality series, and a spelling-bee like reality show. Also new is venerable CBC favourite Ron James, in an eponymously named sketch comedy show.
As for January?
Two new shows will premiere during the winter: 18 to Life, a domestic comedy about a couple who marry at 18, and Republic of Doyle, a one-hour, St. John's-set dramatic comedy about a dysfunctional father-son private investigator team.I've been waiting for this official announcement to hit, cause now I can finally confirm the scuttlebutt that's been floating about for the last little bit. I'm very happy to be able to say that I've signed on to run the writing room on Republic of Doyle.
This is the project I blogged briefly about back in February, when I went out for a working weekend in St. John's.Sometimes when a series gears up after a pilot there's an initial trepidation. Will it work as a series? Is it sustainable? I don't feel any of that going into Republic of Doyle. Allan Hawco, one of the show's creators and its lead actor, is a young actor who's already an old hand at the business. He's got smarts, passion for miles, and a clear, infectious sense of the show he wants to see -- and how he wants to see his city presented. It's a show that's pure entertainment, that's going to feel fresh and fun -- and it's going to be a love letter to St. John's to boot.
Even before I went to Newfoundland, from the very first meeting I had with Hawco and his producing partners John Vatcher and Rob Blackie, at an extremely generic Jack Astor's in downtown Toronto, my spidey sense said that these guys were kindred -- all looking to do a show that's work worth doing, and worth having a lot of fun doing it. Then Hawco and I sealed some kind of mojo-devil magic at one of the craziest nights I have EVER had at The Paddock.
Once I met Perry Chafe, Hawco's writing partner, and jawed a bit more with Malcolm MacRury, who helped them write the pilot, and we got down to breaking story, I started getting really excited. Anticipating a new show is kind of like falling in love that way.So there it is. I've drunk the KoolAid. Harrrd. Next week I'm on a plane to St. John's, and hopefully, touch wood, all goes well, I'll be there most of 2009, doing the thing I love, and helping other people to do the thing they love. It's a good life, I think.
That's going to mean changes and evolutions not just for my life, but for this blog. No, in case you were wondering, I shall not miss being at the centre of the universe (note to the rest of the country: nobody in Toronto EVER actually thinks of the city this way.) I won't miss being far from the networks, or from the gossip. I won't miss the occasional sniff of toxic weirdness that seems to have crept out a lot more in the last month or two. But I will miss all my wonderful friends, and the streets I know so well. I'll have to sneak back for a weekend now and again. (As well, I'm working with the WGC to figure out the ways I can continue to discharge my Councillor duties.)
Your life prepares you for things in funny ways. I've been in this place before -- poised to go somewhere utterly new to write a chapter of a new adventure. For years now, I've harboured a kind of fascination for Newfoundland, that didn't just begin and end with The Shipping News. No, I've found myself drawn to myth like The Colony of Unrequited Dreams, the modern day movement of Michael Winter's This All Happened, the Iambics of Newfoundland...I've had a strange running series of books on my bedside table.But to be so far away and so head-down-and-working means that, oh, say....CRTC...yeah, I hate to say it, but I can't see writing much of that up for the moment. Good thing you've got the WGC blasts and Kelly Lynne Ashton's Twitters and La Walton's ink reportage to fall back on.
I'm going to say right now that blogging's liable to be light for the foreseeable future. I've got to, first, do a thousand things to be ready to get out of Dodge, and second, immerse myself into getting stories into the pipeline. It's going to be more than all-consuming.
I can't say that there won't be craft dispatches along the way, maybe along the line of the kinds of things I wrote when I was working on the first season of the ex-show...but at the same time, I'm a big believer that the first impression you get of a show should be of the work itself. So you're not going to hear a lot about
Republic of Doyle. Nope. Not til you see it in January 2010.This is a chance to re-order certain attentions and patterns in my life, too. This blog hasn't been as fun for me to do for a while now. Maybe I'll have a chance to rediscover what was fun about doing it with a change of scene. To fill the gaps this summer, I'm going to be trying to wrangle other Canadian writers to take up a Dead Things Residency for a week at a time.
A bold experiment, I guess. See if it works.
In the meantime, I hope you'll all continue to come back here when there's something new, and that you'll continue to try and find the creative spark and courage in your own lives. Little Darling, I feel the ice is slowly melting. And over the last months, it really has seemed like years since it's been clear.
But now, here comes the sun -- and there's something new, and shiny, and wonderful to play with -- and new kids in the sandbox to dream with, too.
Can't. Hardly. Wait.