Friday, January 16, 2009

And Pour Me a Highball!

THE NEW FIVE STEPS:

  1. Fill Glass with Ice
  2. Remove Cigarette from Pack
  3. Tap, Palm, and Light Cigarette
  4. Read this Article Again.
  5. Pour three fingers, sit back and act all aloof, while inside realize that life is an existential roller coaster and we're all deeply pretending.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

2 comments:

M J Reid said...

See? Even American broadcasters pay attention to your blog and its polls. Now we don't have to fret about whether or not we'd watch Mad Men without Matthew Weiner.

Peter Saunders said...

It's great to know there'll still be really, really, really good writing on TV after 'Battlestar' ends.