A writing blog from Canada - 2005 to 2010, archived for whatever you may get out of it.
Friday, August 28, 2009
How Can It Be Copyright When It Feels So Copywrong?
Alan? Is That You?
Mmm. Marrow.
Morr et Elevun at Eleven

Thursday, August 27, 2009
What Corner Gas' Gemini Snub Means
Opening the Vault to talk Specs
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Uncle.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
March to The Geminis, 2009 Edition
The list of awards is truly astounding, and odd (I mean, what is the distinction between Best Lifestyle and Practical Information segment and Best News Magazine Segment? And really, considering the crash in the MOW and Miniseries market in the last couple of years, can we really field TEN nominees between two categories to warrant a prize? Shouldn't the choice be hard?) Anyway.
I won't torture you by listing all the awards, but if you're so inclined you can browse them here. Below is a list of the craftier awards that should be of interest to writerly types:
Best Dramatic TV Series
Being Erica
p. David Fortier, Aaron Martin, Ivan Schneeberg, Jana Sinyor
(Temple Street Productions)
The Border
p. Peter Raymont, David Barlow, Brian Dennis, Janet MacLean
(White Pine Pictures)
Flashpoint
p. Anne Marie La Traverse, Bill Mustos
(Flashpoint Season 1 Inc., PINK SKY ENTERTAINMENT INC., AVAMAR ENTERTAINMENT INC.)
The Tudors
p. Sheila Hockin, Morgan O'Sullivan
(Peace Arch Television Ltd., PA Tudors II Inc., TM Productions)
ZOS: Zone of Separation
p. Paul Gross, Mario Azzopardi, Malcolm MacRury, Andrea Raffaghello, Frank Siracusa
(Whizbang Films, Sulari Productions Inc.)
Best Comedy Program or Series
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| Less Than Kind p. Phyllis Laing, Marvin Kaye, Ira Levy, Amy Marcella, Mark McKinney, Jan Peter Meyboom, Kirsten Scollie, Chris Sheasgreen, Peter Williamson (Breakthrough Films & Television, Buffalo Gal Pictures) Rick Mercer Report p. Gerald Lunz, Rick Mercer (Island Edge Inc.) Testees p. John Morayniss, Suzanne Berger, Kenny Hotz, Amy Marcella, Michael Rosenberg, Jonathan Walker (Blueprint Entertainment) This Hour Has 22 Minutes Series XVI p. Michael Donovan, Mark Farrell, Jack Kellum, Susan MacDonald, Jenipher Ritchie (Halifax Film, a DHX Media Company) Three Chords from the Truth p. Henry Less, Steve Cochrane, Phyllis Ellis, Sissy Federer-Less, Adriana Maggs (Henry Less Productions) | |
Best Dramatic Mini Series
Burn Up
p. Tom Cox, Stephen Garrett
(Seven 24 Films Inc., Kudos Film and Television)
Diamonds
p. Jennifer Kawaja, Liz Jarvis, Phyllis Laing, Philo Pieterse, Julia Sereny, Carrie Stein, Simon Vaughan, Nick Witkowski
(Sienna Films, Rough Cut Pictures Inc., Rough Productions Litd., Love Reigns (Pty) Ltd.)
The Last Templar
p. Michael Prupas, Robert Halmi Sr., Robert Halmi, Jr., Irene Litinsky
(Templar Productions (Muse) Inc.)
XIII
p. Jay Firestone, Thomas Anargyros, Edouard De Vesinne
(Prodigy Pictures, Cipango)
Best TV Movie
Celine
p. Laszlo Barna, Steven Silver
(Barna-Alper Productions Inc.)
Elijah
p. Blake Corbet, Gigi Boyd, Kevin Eastwood, Christopher Leeson, Lisa Meeches, Mary Anne Waterhouse
(Anagram Pictures Inc., Eagle Vision (Manitoba))
In a World Created By a Drunken God
p. Kirstie McLellan Day, Larry Day
(Pyramid Productions Inc.)
Of Murder and Memory
p. Ilana Frank, Semi Chellas, Daniel Iron, David Wellington
(Thump Inc., Oasis International)
The Secret of the Nutcracker
p. Joe Novak, Matt Gillespie, Shirley Vercruysse
(Joe Media Group Inc.)
The Terrorist Next Door
p. Pierre Sarrazin, Suzette Couture, Richard Lalonde, Susan Murdoch
(Sarrazin Couture Entertainment, Forum Films Inc.)
Best Animated Program or Series
| Jibber Jabber p. David Bowes, Jim Corbett (Jibber Jabber Toons Ltd.) Life's a Zoo.tv p. Adam Shaheen (Cuppa Coffee Studios, Teletoon) Rick and Steve, The Happiest Gay Couple in all the World p. Adam Shaheen, Christine Davis, Jaelyn Galbraith (Cuppa Coffee Studios) Rollbots p. Jonathan Wiseman, Chantal Ling, Sheldon Wiseman (Amberwood Entertainment Corp.) | |
Best Children's or Youth Fiction Program or Series (man that one rolls off the tongue, don't it?)
Instant Star 4
p. Linda Schuyler, David Lowe, Stephen Stohn, Stephanie Williams
(Epitome Pictures Inc.)
The Latest Buzz
p. Steven DeNure, Neil Court, Kevin May, Brent Piaskoski, Beth Stevenson
(Decode Entertainment Inc., DECODE/Buzz Productions Inc.)
Life with Derek
p. Christina Jennings, Daphne Ballon, Jeff Biederman, Suzanne French, Scott Garvie, Laurie McLarty
(Shaftesbury Films Inc.)
Best Writing in a Comedy or Variety Series
Mark De Angelis, David Guy Mackenzie, George Westerholm
The 29th Annual Genie Awards
Adam Reid, Max Reid
Billable Hours
A Manson for All Seasons
Matt Alden, Dana Andersen, Sheldon Elter, Jeff Halaby, Howie Miller, Ryan Parker
CAUTION: May Contain Nuts - Season 1
Episode 3
Mark McKinney
Less Than Kind
Careers Day
Kenny Hotz, Derek Harvie
Testees
Memory Loss
Best Writing in a Dramatic Series
Mark Ellis, Stephanie Morgenstern
Flashpoint
Haunting the Barn
Lori Spring
Murdoch Mysteries
I, Murdoch
Floyd Kane
Soul
Fathers and Daughters
Brad Wright
Stargate Atlantis
The Shrine
Michael Hirst
The Tudors
Episode 205
Best Writing in a Children's or Youth Program or Series
Richard Clark
Grossology
The New Recruits
Victor Nicolle, Sandy Flanagan, Dennis Heaton
Jibber Jabber
"Night of the Werewolf"/"Enter the Jelly"
Sean Jara
The Latest Buzz
The First Impressions Issue
Jeff Biederman
Life with Derek
Just Friends
Steven Westren
My Friend Rabbit
Frog On A Log
Best Writing in a Dramatic Program or Mini Series
Donald Martin
Celine
David Vainola
Diamonds
Tony Marchant
Diverted
Blake Corbet
Elijah
David Wolkove
XIII
Day of the Black Sun
Best Writing in a Documentary Program or Series
Robert Cornellier, Paul Carvalho
Black Wave The Legacy of the Exxon Valdez
Sheona McDonald
Capturing a Short Life
Tracy Deer
Club Native
Araz Artinian
The Genocide in Me
Larry Weinstein, Harvey Sachs
Toscanini: In His Own Words
Congrats to all the nominees.
UPDATE - but on a personal note - boo to whichever juries handled the Best Comedy and Best Comedy Writing nominations. Shutting out Corner Gas -- a well made show that's both critically and popular with Canadians, in its final season, doesn't really help the cause of, you know, making us seem very in touch with the Canadian psyche.
Every Day's a Good Day for a Comedy Wank
Silverman described a typical Colbert Report day in this recent interview excerpted in Vanity Fair, which also includes a great discussion of what she calls “status shifts” in a comedy scene: how a lot of the comedy comes from who is in control of the scene, and how a good sketch can transfer control (and with it, power) from one character to another and then back again, instead of just sticking with one relationship (straight man/stooge) through the whole scene.
She discusses this in reference to a Conan O’Brien sketch, but it’s very applicable to the world of The Colbert Report: part of the fun of a good segment is that even when he’s alone at the desk, he bounces back and forth between having and losing control.I once wrote a sketch on Late Night With Conan O’Brien that I liked because it dealt with some issues that were on my mind at the time.
The sketch started with Conan returning from a commercial break and saying something to the effect of, “I’ve got to tell you, sometimes being a talk show host makes me feel a little guilty. I could have been a lawyer or a doctor—that would have been way more valuable to society.”
There was an actor in the audience who piped up, “Excuse me, Conan. I am a doctor, and I just wanted to let you know that you couldn’t have become a doctor, so just stop worrying about it. You just don’t have the skills to be a doctor—or the intellect!” The “doctor” then injures an audience member and demands that Conan prove that he actually could have been a physician. Conan manages to treat this “patient” brilliantly.
It starts with a switch: At first, Conan is in charge and says, “I could have been a doctor.” The doctor says, “No, actually, I am in charge, and you couldn’t have become a doctor even if you’d wanted to.” And then it switches once again.
For the full article and Weinman's contention of why the Marx brothers did it better, click here.
Are You Ready?
Monday, August 24, 2009
New Routines & No Surprise Mondays
I REMEMBER when I used to be surprised by movies and TV shows. Something that I tuned into thinking it would be lame and awful would turn out to be delightful. It used to happen a lot. 
Friday, August 21, 2009
Comedy Wank Fridays!
Getting CanTeeVee Cheesy
Today, viewers who objected to the ham-fisted wedging of these ads into their favourite shows just a few years ago largely shrug off the commercial placements, not only on reality shows like Survivor, Top Chef, and American Idol but also on Emmy-winning fare like The Office and 30 Rock.
When Ben Silverman, the co-chairman of NBC Entertainment, left the network last month, he did so to join up with Barry Diller's IAC/InterActiveCorp for a new venture that will create branded entertainment: television shows seamlessly blending advertising into the content.
Canadian advertisers say that's a game they can't hope to play. Marketers here note that deals securing placement of a major brand on a U.S. network are struck between multinationals who have no time to worry about the concerns of a branch office in Toronto, which may believe a different creative approach is required to appeal to Canadian consumers.
