Monday, June 22, 2009

Satan's Minion

MMM. THAT OTHER DENNIS sure is a wack job.

And now you can see why.

I got scooped down here in the comments, but the Canadian Film Centre's new Webseries MY PAL SATAN goes live today.

I've seen all six episodes, and trust me when I say that it starts out tame and takes the train to crazy town. Good to see Rachel Wilson
though, since I'll soon be working with her out in Newfoundland on Republic of Doyle. It takes a certain kind of freshness to play straight (wo)man to the embodiment of the bringer of tears, the Prince of Lies, and the Master of Disaster.

No, not Apollo Creed, Dicksmack.

Creator Dennis Heaton has said the web series, which is the first of its kind for the CFC, is an apology to everything he ever did in his twenties.

Or something like that. When Heaton talks I just kind of get sleepy. Then I wake up two hours, covered in lipstick and rose petals, pants round my ankles, a splitting headache and a sore ear.

A sore ear. What do you with the ear, you monster?

Heaton likes trolling the absurd in old horror tropes, having previously given us the Zombie-Pet comedy FIDO, and having staffed on J-Pod.

(Doug Coupland has nice words for Monsieur Heaton on the Satan site...the guy's obviously a fan.)

The combination of affability and old sitcom tropes and truly...odd... obsessions makes for a scatalogical stew that deconstructs both TV, the "friend/roommate" sitcom, and pretty much the nature of TV itself.

Is there a model here? Who the hell knows? Everybody's taking a flyer.

But I can't say I wouldn't watch SATAN at 12:45 am on TV, around about the time you go looking for Cheetos and think about ordering a pizza...if you know what I mean.

C'mon, Keys to the VIP has a following. And that's basically a postcard to date rape.

Go take a look and check out the twice-weekly episodes yourself. There'll be new ones up every Monday and Thursday until July 9th.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Throb...Throb...Throb

DAEGAN FRYKLIND is a lovely Vancouver based writer who did a memorable guest post for DTOS a couple weeks back. And she just celebrated a birthday, too.

She also likes to send stories like this to me. I believe that she does this for no other reason than to taunt that vein in my neck.

If it pops, Fryklind, no poncho will save you from the spatter.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Guest Post: Why Fanfiction Doesn't (Always) Suck

TODAY'S GUEST POST is from up and coming, recently minted CFC alumnus and screenwriter Elize Morgan, and comprises her insights gleaned from the NextMedia conference in Banff. You can follow Elize's blog here.


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See, there's this thing out there about how fanfiction (or “fic” to those in the know) is an absolute perversion of the artist's original, pure creation.

There's even been some smack talk on the internet about how fic writers just write what people want to see, not what's good to story, but I'm here to say that's all crap. Hooey if one might.

That maybe, even, that fic writers have a place in our industry.

And before the gasps of outrage over what might be seen as the crazed lack of control that will spiral into a crazy world where anarchy is prevalent and the Conservatives decrease funding to the CBC (...wait), allow me to throw out a few of the ideas some of those very smart folk at NextMedia were mentioning: that there's a collective audience out there for shows that sometimes get lost, and that audience wants to play along.

Especially if your show is 20 plus seasons long. Because in that case, you might as well ask your fans to get involved. This is a collaborative medium anyway, not a sandbox of one. Sandboxes of one get really boring, and, legal issues aside (this is fair use in the US staring at you in the face) it's free marketing.

Now we're not talking following what fan forums are asking for in the story lines to a tee, from Martin Wood's interview here:

You learn that the majority of your audience is not responding on those things. So a relatively small number of people are being very loud about what they want. If you respond to it the way you think you should, it's not necessarily the best thing for the show.


No, this is part of the art of marketing. By asking the fans to come on board you extend that extra little bit to your 0.02 per cent audience that want a little bit more anyway. They just want to be involved that extra titch, and that can lend itself to creating a hugely collaborative online space that extends the TV show itself.

After all, if we're collaborating on seasons after creators leave, why not. If they're going to do it anyway – because they can, and let's face it, they will – then let's make it work for that free marketing space it can work out to be.

And that marketing space – the contests and contexts that can be created with a participatory audience are almost expected at this point. Kid shows and animation demand the interactive before the show pitch even begins, and that audience is ageing up quick and unlikely to demand less from their prime time viewing.

Fan fiction doesn't need to be the elephant in the room – fans are willing to take it down a notch to make it “safe”, and the point is, at the end of the day, is that it's already being done.

Gary Carter – CCO of FMX and COO of FremantleMedia - controller of so many properties it's depressing to think of – mentioned a fic contest they did, to drum up some support for their soap. And it's here that they realized that the audiences are not only willing to play along, but they want to do it.

Fans are not your grandma's basement dwellers anymore. They do grand gestures to save TV shows, send sunflower seeds to get noticed, and generally raise a ruckus. Why not include them in the interactive pitch?

And, at the heart of this, it isn't just about TV anymore – Mike Kasprow from Trapeze said it best at NextMedia:

It's not about the control of the story elements, [but] about being part of the dialogue.


And that, is the end game of all things like TV. Although most of the stats from NextMedia showed that actually kids are still watching TV the conventional way, thank you very much (North American stats from Youthography - and that TV isn't dead. But – and it's a big but – those kids spend more time on a lot of the websites than they do on the shows themselves.

And if your audience feel that they're part of the dialogue – like the fan fiction contest FremantleMedia ran for their soap Neighbours, to other long form contests, it means that not only does fan fiction really not suck, it's a part of the culture online anyway.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

All Dem Rambling Boys of Pleasure

IN J.D.'s COLUMN today, he revealed he was off for a month's vacation to work on his soccer book. Well, with all the silliness here of late, it behooves a fellow writer who spends a lot of time typing that particular surname these days to up and say: have a good one, Doyle. And get those pages into yer publisher.

If it's anything like your TV book, she'll be a great cracking read when she's done.

East Side Writers Mafia.
Increase the Peace.

So How's It Going?


GREAT, GREAT. Why do you ask?




Linkslutting Alex's Chat With Ronald D. Moore

ALEX EPSTEIN does the Lord's work with his revealing and thoughtful interview with Ronald D. Moore, the TV genius behind Battlestar Galactica and a man with hair so lustrous it almost eclipsed the Rocky Mountains. Just a taste spoon, then you can go get the rest from Alex...

CS: Are there any aspects of the way you structured the mythos of Battlestar that you might have done differently with hindsight?

RM: We wouldn't have had Boxy. The intent was that you had Boomer and you had Tyrol and Boxy as a sort of nuclear family going into the series. We tried to work him into episodes, but the character wasn't organic to our show. He was an idea that started and then stopped. We weren't even invested enough in him to kill him -- it seemed gratuitous just to kill him. Even for me.

We weren't going to deal with the fact that Boomer's a Cylon for a long time. We'd have these three forming a family. When I was writing "Water," the second episode, I said, "And she starts realizing she's a Cylon."

If we'd know that, we probably would have set her up differently in the miniseries.

We wouldn’t have thought certain things about the series that turned out not to be true. For example we intended to go to other ships in the fleet. We were going to go out to the fleet -- to the hospital ship, the prison ship, we were going to track a serial killer through the fleet. That was part of the sales pitch for the series. It's not just claustrophobic aboard this aircraft carrier and Colonial One.

That turned out not to be practical. The prison ship with Tom Zarek destroyed our budget. It was so far over pattern we had to make major cuts in the next five episode. So we realized we had to put all the action aboard Galactica and Colonial One. The series pivoted at that point and became very much about the characters on those two ships. And that meant that stories had to be about the overall story arc. Had we been able to go find stories on the other ships, maybe we could have gone another season or two. You would have had more shows not about the mythos. Instead we had to put the key cast in the heart of the action all the time, and that meant you had to go to the main story.

So we wouldn't have gone to the prison ship so early, to start that language of going to other ships.

We probably would have yanked Lee out of the flight suit sooner. Laura Roslin didn't really have anyone to complement her in the political world. It would have been good and useful to have him in conflict with her; we could have told stories more easily.

CS: Do you feel the DVD market has changed how writers write TV?

RM: It’s changed the audience consumes TV. And it’s probably given writers like myself a sense of “they’ll watch it on the DVD, that's where it will live forever. That's the real version." So when the cut comes in twenty minutes over, I'm thinking, "I've got to cut this thing down, but the real episode will be on DVD.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Doyle Saws Off The Branch Behind HIm

WHAT A TERRIBLE muddle it must be to have to write a column every single day. (I excuse myself from this, because I think we've come to see that I do a lot of handwaving when I'm really busy, and also because most of what I post here are sloppy and overlong first drafts. "I didn't have the time to write it short." Is the order of the day.)

Doyle flogs the dessicated bones of the horse that popped out when he defended Flashpoint's Anne Marie La Traverse in a column that pilloried Canadian TV writers for being snobs.

Just so we get the context straight -- What La Traverse said was this:

“There’s a snobbery about commercial shows here, among writers particularly,” Ms. La Traverse said. “Everyone dreams of doing a dark HBO series. There’s a resistance.”

“It took us a while to find writers who embraced this shape,” she added, “and wanted to be accessible, relatable, heroic, emotional, all the choices we really wanted to make.”

Doyle agreed with the statement. His column was titled "Canadian TV writers take themselves too seriously"; with the subhead "The door to the U.S. market is open - time to lose the snobbery."

Now we all know why fine print is used. In ads, it's your out clause. It's so you can promise something juicy and impossible and then claw it back. So it was in Doyle's column. A few well-placed words suggesting that he was only talking about a "few" writers. But LaTraverse wasn't talking about "a few" writers. The clear implication of her quote was that there were so many snobby, HBO-show wanting writers working in Canada, that it was incredibly difficult to find writers who would "fit" on Flashpoint.

This is hogwash. And Doyle rushing to defend the statement simply demonstrates that he doesn't really understand the labour and creative issues involved. Which is fine. He's a columnist, not a reporter. But when you've got the bully pulpit, you have to think about these things.

Flashpoint has some fine writers working on it. Two of the finest have been at it almost the shortest amount of time: the show's creators, Mark Ellis and Stephanie Morgenstern, who have surely had the thrown into the fire, experience building ride of a lifetime over the last couple of years.

But when it comes to the other writers, the issue was never about being able to find writers with talent -- whatever La Traverse says. The issue was finding writers who wouldn't be a threat, or a problem, or a challenge to the non-writing Executive Producers of Flashpoint.

As the most successful program in the country, Flashpoint asked for -- and got -- meetings with any A-list Canadian TV writer they wanted. This was not -- was never -- a resource/scarcity issue -- and to suggest otherwise clicks into a bad chain of history that Canadian TV writers have spent a long, long time working against.

For context on this chain of events, check out Jim Henshaw's excellent posting Mexicans in Sweaters. A brief excerpt:

Our writers gained confidence and experience, realizing they were just as good as (and maybe sometimes even a little better than) the writers who had dominated their trade in the past. And that confidence grew all through the 1980’s and 1990’s. Right up until 1999, when some political bagman blessed with a plumb post on the CRTC decided Canadian drama wasn’t that essential after all.

Many of our good writers left. Others stayed, believing their credits and experience could help recover what had been lost.

And those that stayed and those who graduated into the craft from all the new film schools all struggled against a growing tide that valued the ability to fill out government forms over the ability to conceive and create drama.

Many worked really hard at creating shows that were different and good and definitively Canadian. Shows like “Intelligence” and “Corner Gas” and “Trailer Park Boys” and “Flashpoint”. Television series any writer in this country would be proud to call their own or have had a hand in writing.

But along the way, they saw their efforts compromised and countered by others who felt they knew what was better for Canadian broadcasting. No matter how many times the Writers’ representatives would appear before broadcasting commissions and no matter how many times their predictions on the negative outcomes of changing regulations would come true, they were marginalized and ignored and berated.

And like a lot of peoples who feel marginalized and abused, those writers began to become the “Uppity Ice Niggers”; the ones who weren’t going to just shut up and do what they were told when they instinctively knew there were ways to make something better.

It’s as if the same myths perpetrated to keep waves of immigrant communities from becoming empowered are now being used against writers...Nobody calls Canadian writers “Mexicans in Sweaters” anymore. Now we’re “complainers” or we’re “difficult” or we’re “snobs”. Like the creeds and nationalities and races before us, it’s easier for some to snigger that somebody thinks they’re Hemingway or Shakespeare or Frank McCourt than to figure out if they, perhaps, just might be.

It’s always easier to be arrogantly dismissive than to engage those who don’t share your world view as possible equals.

I’ve run shows and hired writers in a half dozen countries over the last 25 years. Hundreds of writers. And unlike some of our current successes, many of the shows I ran were pure, unadulterated crap. ‘Cleavage and Dinosaurs’ as I’m wont to describe the formula.

But even if the shows I was working on demanded vivid decapitations, misogyny or ridiculous leaps of logic, I’ve never had a single writer turn me down because they thought they were better than the show.

By the way. I'm not trying to take anything away from the tremendous achievement of the Executive Producers of Flashpoint. They got the show on CBS. They got the show on 35 MM, and they continue to guide the show. It's an enviable position and a remarkable achievement.

So then, to today's Doyle. A bit of a ramble, really. He starts out talking about Bloomsday, and next, does the dodge/feint where he says he was only joking, and it's amazing how riled up we all got. To prove this, he quotes the WGC President's Letter to the Editor. That, the two comments the original column got, and a few random Tweets appears to me to be the sum total of the "outrage" Doyle says he generated and was responding to. I think my own response was in the spirit of what he said he was doing -- joking -- but you know, I guess you have to define your enemy to sell papers.

It's in the end that Doyle takes a hard right turn by suggesting that the real problem is that Canadian writers don't want the shows we make to sell to the USA. This is based on the evidence of...uh....well, as near as I can figure it, it's twisted out from the WGC's letter to the editor, where La Doyle suggests that said letter said something it really didn't.

Doyle concludes by reminding Canadian TV writers of something that most of us know only too well: Canadians don't care about our problems.

Well. No Shit, sherlock.

Nor should they. Everyone has bigger fish to fry.

Unless it involves big stars and their movings, the arcana of the behind-the-scenes in showbiz rarely leaps from the trades to the regular papers in L.A. So it is here, to an even greater extent. 99.9 percent of what you ever read on this blog or in Playback should be of no consequence to anybody not in the business. I started writing this because I felt that Canadian writers of TV could be more of a community, not to draw attention to our plight in the rest of the country. Lord knows, people got troubles enough.

Is it churlish at this point to point out that, um, I'm not the one who cleared the leap from insider blog to mention in Toronto's National Newspaper? Mmm.

Well, fine then. I don't think most of you are snobs. And unlike Uncle Will, I'm not particularly interested in hearing the names of those who are. I'm OK, you're OK, Doyle's OK.

I guess we all just bump along merrily until the next time Doyle manages to cadge a column out of something I write here. Til then, go about your business, citizens!


Monday, June 15, 2009

If You Cannot Love This

YOU ARE A DEAD THING made of stone, not sticks.



Alex Essays Ron Moore From Banff

THINGS ARE ABOUT to get pretty hairy for me at work. Second Draft due, and the first flurry of big prep meetings, so I don't imagine I'll be able to do too much blogging this week. So in the meantime, I'll vamp.

Here's a wonderful entry -- my friend and colleague Alex Epstein transcribed a lot of the Ronald Moore Masterclass at Banff.

Moore had covered a lot of the same ground in the session he did with the Showrunners earlier in the day, but I can't write that up as the session was screens down. Still, Alex gives you a lot of the flavour for what this extremely open, affable, and transparent creator has to say about his process.

Not That You Should Care, But...

I'VE MANAGED TO say it to his face last week in Banff, so I may as well say it here. I had the great pleasure of reading Andrew Wreggit's script for THE DEALERSHIP a few weeks back. This is a pilot that recently shot in Toronto, featuring William Devane and BSG's Tricia Helfer.

The pilot was for Showcase, part of the troubled Canwest family. Canwest has a bit of a hot hand right now -- with great material being the hallmark of potential series Shattered, and Lawyers, Guns & Money (now retitled Crash & Burn - a title that's a little dear to my heart)

But Wreggit's Dealership script was the best hour I've read this year. I liked it way more than HUNG, the "hot" HBO upcoming show, and more than most of the U.S. pilots this year, besides.

Hope it gets a chance to shine soon.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

True. True.


WHOOPS. WITH BANFF and work and all I completely forgot that TRUE BLOOD returns tonight at 9pm ET on HBO CANADA (HBO in the USA) I've managed to see the first episode, and it's great. Drops you right back into the fun -- with a little more backstory on Michelle Forbes' creepy "too good to be true" character. Oh sure, I miss Jason's trippy vamp-bleeding GF -- who wouldn't...but there are still compensatory surprises in store.

So You Think You Can Dance With A U.S. Network?

A COMMENTER ON the post below, where Paul Gross outlines the potential downside to the rush-to-gold Canadian-American deal to get your show financed, asked the following:

i'm confused about Gross's comment, 'what if it isn't successful?'

doesn't that just mean the show will crash and burn? but how would that be different if there was no US network involved? that is, if the show was made w/o US involvement, and strictly with Cdn $ and wasn't successful, wouldn't it still crash and burn? am i missing something?
Yeah, but it's more than a fair question. Thanks for asking it.

Because there is no "studio system" in Canada like there is in the USA, programs are much harder to finance, even with money coming from programs like the CTF.

In the USA, a studio puts up most of the money, with a license fee from the Network not quite covering the cost of making the show. (You can find figures on all this elsewhere.) The Studio is betting that the show will be a hit, and will run for years and then they'll make big cake.

In Canada, independent production companies have to raise the cost of doing the shows themselves. They generally do this by getting a license fee from the networks, which don't even come close to covering the cost. Say it's around 30%. Then they get the CTF money. That CTF money can get you pretty close to your budget nut, say 70% or 80%. But it's that last 20 to 30 percent that's the hardest to raise. You can raise some of it by taking advantage of tax credits -- but tax credits don't come until the end, so you have to get a bank loan to float the cost in the meantime -- which has become a lot harder with the credit tightening of the last year following the Wall Street collapse. You can raise it through private investment, your own investment (most producers don't do this) or you can pre-sell a few of the foreign territories. That's dicey, because it's cutting into your revenue stream for the future just to get the show made. But what are you going to do?

Gross' point is that when you're making up that structure, and you take the U.S. money from a CBS or an NBC, you're handing over a lot of power for not a lot of investment. It's a great deal for them -- they get a cheap product. But they care about the product probably commeasurate to what they put into it. And like it or not, you're getting a partner who will demand a lot for that investment. They'll want to be able to influence the creative -- even when everybody agrees that they won't, they do. They will probably downplay how much, since the CTF is, in effect, public money. But don't kid yourself.

Now if you gamble right and use the money well, it can payoff. That investment in Flashpoint allowed the show to shoot on 35 MM, which looks gorgeous, and go with all those helicopter shots of Toronto. It looks big. Good gamble.

But it's not always a good gamble. And then you're locked into a look, or a budget level, that you'll never be able to make the show at again. So if the U.S. partner pulls out, you're effectively dead.

When you're putting a show together, there's all sorts of ways you could go. It's possible that in making that last 10 or 20% of the show's budget, if you don't take the U.S. budget and inflate everything, you retain more in creative control, and can craft a show that might be able to sell overseas and in other territories, and you may even be able to finance it that way for a few seasons and hit your syndication number, so that you can make money on the show.

Nobody who only puts 10% into your budget should have the power to wield the gun to your head that can kill the show. But effectively, that "U.S. network carrot," is universally seen to be such an important thing right now, that it hands the keys to the minority investor. To the U.S. network, it's a small risk. To the Canadian producer/production company, it's everything. There's a big imbalance there.

If your budget level was 1.2 million an ep, say, that you could raise. But if that U.S. investment means you're now going to be spending 1.8 or 1.9 million an ep, then that money's gone, well, now you've got a whole bunch of creative decisions predicated on that budget level. You might be able to trim a couple of hundred thousand off and still maintain a look or a feel of the show that allows you to continue. It could be difficult, but you could do it. The U.S. investment, and the creative choices that go with it, would probably make that impossible. You're putting all your eggs in that basket. To you, it's everything. It's your eggs. But to them, they have a whole lot of other crap they're gonna pile in that cart. They could crush your eggs and never even notice.

Now, it's quite possible -- since the last part of the financing is the hardest piece to put together -- that you wouldn't have made that last 10% or 20% without the U.S. investment. In which case, you're right, losing the U.S. investment just puts you where you would have been anyway. But if you could have made the show another way, and sold, say, to a U.S. network or cable channel afterward, then you might have just traded 13 episodes for what could have been 39, or 60, or 80.

That's what Gross was talking about.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Paul Gross Says What You Can't

THE CALGARY HERALD, of all places, came up with a very trenchant quote from Paul Gross on the current vogue of Canadian-made shows now (or soon-to-be) exporting to the USA, in Eric Volmer's article from the Banff TV Festival.

Context here: Gross, being as he is the bankable 800 lb. Gorilla of Canadian production, (He's soon to be seen in Eastwick, a U.S. network show, and his production shingle, Whizbang Films, is healthy with lots in the hopper) gets to say the things about the downside of this arrangement that many producers (and writers, and various others) don't have the guts to say:

Actor and producer Paul Gross, whose show Due South was among the first Canadian-made shows to win a prime-time time slot on a major U. S. network after it was picked up by CBS, says the Canadian industry should be careful about making this a model for their future, suggesting there is a danger of our industry becoming an "assembly branch plant" for the U. S. networks.

"The difficulty with the Canadian companies that are engaging in these is that if it's not a hit, then what do you do?" says Gross. "You suddenly have this big fallout of the financing of the show. It's a dangerous model to pursue exclusively. And it's completely outside of your control. You might be putting in the lion's share of the money, but you do not control the fate of the production. But it's extraordinarily attractive. You get big exposure in a way you can't generate out of Canada alone. It certainly helps with foreign sales to have ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox behind it. But it does bring some handcuffs that aren't all that attractive, creatively and for broadcasters."


On Mops and Pails and Snarls and Multitudes

OH DEAR. I really tried taking the high road yesterday with my response to Doyle's writer on writer violence in yesterday's Mop & Pail. (WoW Violence; I can see a couple of my friends shaking their heads and saying, "first world problem...") But seeing as my Guild's President,
Rebecca Schechter weighs in in a letter to the editor today, maybe we should print that:

John Doyle returned from Buenos Aires in the spirit of a soccer hooligan, taking a swipe at the biggest fans of Canadian television: Canadian TV writers (TV Writers - Study The Leamington Big Tomato - Review, June 11). Mr. Doyle cuts a wide swath for sins of snobbery he admits apply only "to a few."

I've never met anyone interested in making TV that no one wants to watch. Mr. Doyle knows this - he was in that airless CRTC room last year when the Writers Guild of Canada and four screenwriters fought against the proposal to split the Canadian Television Fund into commercial and cultural streams. It was Canadian TV writers who argued that the two can't be separated.

What we should be worried about isn't snobbish Canadian writers, it's a push with the new funding model - in which U.S. networks bulk up their prime-time skeds with programs bought cheaply in Canada - to spend CTF money on stories written for generic Anytown-USA productions. The CTF is a limited fund and meant to support stories written by Canadians aimed at Canadians. "Canadian and commercial" are as synonymous as "American and commercial," and every Canadian screenwriter knows it.

Hoo boy, though -- knowing that Doyle is a card-carrying Irishman, and how much my ancestral people love taking the piss, a tea leaf read of MisterJohnDoyle's Twittering reveals himself may just be in this game for the sport of it:

Currently v. amused by defensive, kneejerk snarling from TV writers. At least they're not stabbing each other with their pencils today
Which is weird, since I thought I was kind of conciliatory to his Doyleness yesterday. And the column he wrote only had like, oh, two comments. So, what's this snarling he's talking about?

Maybe he IS just funning. Hmm. In that spirit of puckishness, it's probably not wise to try and refute the trickster meself. I'll need someone far more credible. Someone he'll respect and listen to. Where could I find such a beast? Ah. Wait. I know.

What I'm wondering is this: Where are the Canadian cultural warriors ready, willing and able to articulate why we need Canadian-made television?...Perhaps those who actually make Canadian TV are cowering in fear. Perhaps they are afraid of the cable companies. If so, they should be ashamed of themselves. Soon, it will be too late and the question will be this: Who speaks for the dead?

John Doyle, Globe & Mail, Feb 15, 2007.

So. Um. Fight for what's right and stand up for yourself... Just don't criticize the producer of a CTV Globemedia property when she says something dumb to the New York Times. Got it. I wonder if there's any other rules I should know?

You know, on further reflection, maybe it's not a sense of puckishness at work here. Maybe it's just fatigue. You know how sometimes you come back from vacation tired instead of refreshed? Maybe he's just tired. After all, Doyle has a history of coming back to the job grumpy. Maybe that's why Canadian writers complaining about lack of promotion and stuff make him so... what? What's that?

While I was away - I came back grumpy, obviously - an issue blew up. Chris Haddock, creator of Da Vinci's Inquest and Intelligence, complained - during an interview with a reporter - about CBC's lack of promotion for Intelligence. He had a point. In a response, a CBC spokeschappy took this condescending view: "We have not yet made a decision as to whether we'll continue with the show; when we do, Chris will be the first to know...Spokeschappy also tut-tutted about Haddock's "attempts to negotiate through the media his relationship with the CBC."

Worse, the normally sensible Denis McGrath, a TV screenwriter of some note, tut-tutted in his blog, "I'm with the CBC on one thing on this: This is not something that should be playing out in the media."

What utter nonsense. The Canadian TV racket suffers from enough don't-quote-me wussiness as it is. There is so much fear of angering some self-aggrandizing TV exec that hardly anyone speaks the truth, out loud, to the press... Another TV writer going all meek and mousy on the subject is disheartening. I really hate that.
John Doyle, Globe & Mail, December 18, 2007.
So...uh... If you speak out and defend Chris Haddock, you're golden. If you defend writers in general, you're...um...wait. I'm starting to lose the plot on this. You know what? Maybe the problem is something else entirely. Maybe the problem is that, well, we're all just a little too...Canadian...

It's part of the national character, I think. We're not abusive, as American complainers sometimes are. And we don't believe in organizing a mass-action complaint, as Americans do. We get indignant. Then the person receiving the complaint gets really indignant in response.

John Doyle, Globe & Mail, Nov 25, 2003
See, people? The cycle of writer on writer violence continues, all because we're locked into being Canadian. Well, I for one will have none of it. I love you, John Doyle. All of yous. The soccer partisan and the TV theorist and the industry defender and the TV Racket nose tweaker.

As I used to say every time one of Doyle's escalating slams of The Border wafted through the story department... "Did he mention the show? And get the time right? Then we're good."

Last night I said on Facebook "not taking the bait." Yet here we are. He's a wily and provocative one, that Doyle. I guess in the end, maybe we both should fall back on a better writer than both of us:

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then, I contradict myself.
I am large, I contain multitudes.

Walt Whitman, Song of Myself.

Oh, snap.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Corners You Know & The Corners You Show

A LITTLE LESS than two months ago, just before I left Toronto, I sat in a club in the west end and watched three Canadian TV writers pay tribute to a friend.  

This was at the WGC Screenwriting Awards, a fete that's known for having the fastest, no B.S. show on the block.  In fact, once upon a time (before my time) I have it on good authority that the "winners" used to be chosen by throwing a dart at a dart board. Or something like that.

Anyway, on this night, Malcolm MacRury (ZoS, and the upcoming Crash & Burn (formerly Lawyers, Guns & Money,) Peter Mohan, (Blood Ties, Mutant X, The Bridge) and Peter Mitchell (Cold Squad, Traders & too many other shows to count) stood up and feted David Cole with a rather unusual tribute: Two grand (which they raised themselves) that would go to one of the night's winners. It was meant to be "mad money" -- to be spent not on research, or on a computer -- but on something impractical or fun; something that made life better.

This was meant in tribute to Cole, a longtime Canadian TV scribe who died last year.  Famous for his sense of humor, Cole had a long and sometimes bumpy career.  Like a lot of us, he had his share of troubles, but everyone who knew him spoke of his laugh and his sense of humor as his most enduring quality.

I met Cole only briefly, toward the end of his life, when we worked together on an animated series. I freelanced a few episodes, and he story edited -- taking the brunt of the contradictory notes from three different international broadcasters. Such is the gig.

On one of those afternoons, Cole and I got talking about the other thing that we had in common.  I had replaced him on a show a couple of years before.  This show, a sci-fi drama that shot in South Africa, had had a famously tempestuous development history, which resulted in the departure of the entire first writing team.  As one of the replacements, I went on to see a bunch of craziness, and learn an awful lot. After freelancing for years, this had been my first steady gig.

That day, Cole and I swapped stories about the show -- I heard about the insanity that preceded my arrival, and caught him up a bit on what followed his departure.  We shared a bunch of good natured laughs about it all.

What I didn't tell him; what, in fact, I never told anybody up til now (and you'll keep it to yourself, won't you, gentle reader?) was that part of what had gotten me through that experience, and part of what shaped the way I framed and learned from that experience, was David Cole.

See, when I went to Cape Town, I didn't just take over Cole's job (though at a much lower level; I was green as hell,) I took over his flat.  

Amidst the flat owner's many books and sundries, there were a couple of things that Cole had left behind.  One of those things was a yellow legal pad.

The pad wasn't full; there were only about fifteen pages there.  A few were filled with an unfinished, unaddressed letter. It was personal;  I gave it a cursory glance and threw it away.  But next, there were a series of notes -- notes that detailed his growing frustration with the show and the process that would eventually cause him to leave.  These notes were hilarious, and scabrous, and though they didn't really reflect the show that I'd eventually help to shape and craft -- they did presage an experience I'd have on another show a couple years later.

The notes came from a place of a writer who was frustrated and at the end of his rope by being boxed in, let down, and punk'd about by a creative process that divorced the decision-making from the creative.  It was a series of jots that I never forgot. And it was my introduction to the way that Canadian TV of the time sometimes went wrong.

Because it was so hard to finance, the producers of Canadian fare wielded tremendous power. Unlike the U.S. system of TV, you didn't rise through the ranks of the writing department to assume control of the creative enterprise.  In in its simplest form, the person who filled out the forms and got the financing called the shots.  Many of these producers cut their teeth as line producers, often on U.S. service fare that shot in Canada.  And eventually they grew tired of this; constantly having to take orders from Americans. Couldn't they call the shots, finally? Couldn't they be the creative force?  

So came the rise of the Canadian "Creative Producer." 

Now, to be fair, some of these creative producers were creative and collaborative. But most of them weren't writers, and didn't have that skillset. So they hired writers. And, not to put too fine a point on roughly a jillion stories I've heard over the last few years -- but often, they abused them.  There was resentment, maybe, because they couldn't do what the writer could. There was entitlement, surely. They thought nothing of engaging a "word slave" whose job it was to take poorly ordered cocktail napkins and wild whims and "write them up," as if it was as easy and as dull an endeavour as cleaning out a closet. 

More often than not, this resulted in a terrible disconnect. Writers that did well did so because they were "easy to work with" and not "good." Writers who were good, and who fought for a creative vision, were tagged as difficult, and became stressed out and miserable because they weren't having a good time writing, and found themselves having to take marching orders from people who didn't understand story, the process, or even how to talk to writers.

And hanging over it all was the peculiar Canadian siren song, that others would repeat almost constantly: "if you were really any good, why don't you go to the United States?"

Over the last few years, there's been a hard, long process of trying to make the case of the need for the person with the "Creative Vision" to be the writer; and for that writer to have access to the decision-making, the levers of power and also, too, the networks. The gatekeepers. The people who gave notes.  In the past, the idea was to keep the writer as far away from that as possible here.  

But for better or worse, many people started to realize that the "word slaves" approach wasn't the right one.  More frequent story rooms, showrunners -- writers who could execute a creative vision needed to have the space to do that, or the shows would forever suck.

Every gain in this area has been hard won. And not to sound like a broken record, but the shows that have been our greatest successes, whether you measure that by critical or ratings success -- Slings & Arrows, Corner Gas, Durham County, DaVinci's Inquest, Intelligence -- have come from having empowered writers.

There's been pushback along the way, of course.  It's very popular these days to pair with new or inexperienced writers,  the thought being that they're less likely to be "difficult" (ie: to know how to, or even think of pushing for a certain creative vision.)  A lot of times this backfires, because all it means is that you have writers who don't have the experience to fix something, and producers who value their control more highly than quality execution.)

I've said this before, and I'll say it again here.  Writers are no picnic.  We can be prickly and needy. We have huge egos, (not actor-sized, but still) and can sometimes spend a lot of time inside our heads. Anybody who's married or dating a writer, I give you full props. It's not easy.

Because part of the job is to be very serious about what you do, even if the thing you're doing isn't very serious at all. I was fortunate enough to spend a little bit of time a couple days back with Kari Lizer, who's the Showrunner and Creator of The New Adventures of Old Christine. She was full of stories of her time on Will & Grace, and the ups and downs of her own show.  She was warm and open hearted, and talked of a lot of hurtful lessons learned only through fighting for it.   Ron Moore, too, who dazzled so many of us with his re-interpretation of Battlestar Galactica, told several stories that mainly pointed to the need to stick up for yourself, and maintain your creative integrity, even if that means walking away at the hardest possible time.

It's strange to think of things this way, but here goes: the process of making a Friday Night Lights, or The Wire, or The Shield, is exactly the same process that results in Being Erica.  It's just as much work to conceive of, break story for, and execute a little confection like Ugly Betty or Reaper or Cupid as it is to make The West Wing.  You have to commit to it. And that requires a singular level of attention, and craft, and vision.

Awhile back, on Karen Walton's inkcanada discussion board, there was a thread about Great Canadian Television characters.  Someone brought up the character of Olivia on Street Legal, a CBC legal drama that ran to critical derision and great ratings in the late 80's, early 90's.  Olivia was a character who was nowhere on Canadian TV (arguably not really on American TV at the time, either) -- a tough, unapologetic, empowered working woman who wasn't afraid to use her looks or any advantage to get what she wanted -- but could just as easily get it another way.  Street Legal was fun, but it was by no means a great show. Yet that indelible character (which put Cynthia Dale on the Canadian showbiz map) shook up the show, knocked it on its ass, and made it memorable. It was great hearing comments in the thread from one of the people who'd brought that character to life; (David Cole had a hand in that, too) how she reflected in some ways the women they saw around them (these were all young lions, then) but didn't see on TV.  

It's through swapping these stories, stories of how stuff goes down, how it comes to be, that TV writers learn their true craft.  It's part of the reason I write this blog; it's the reason why people like me and Karen Walton, and many others try so hard to get writers together; to forge a community.

That's the framing with which I approached the entry I wrote over the weekend, where I took exception at a Canadian producer's comments on finding writers for Flashpoint.

Well, today in the Globe & Mail, freshly returned soccer cum TV scribe John Doyle takes exception to my comments, and rushes to the producer's defence.

That's all well and good.  Doyle's a fine writer.  I was singing his praises not two nights ago in Banff, at the St. James Gate pub, as a guy who got the value of making the cultural case for a homegrown industry.  The guy I was talking to grimaced.  No fan of the Doyle was he, but I grudgingly got him to admit in the end that the man was right more often than wrong.

But the thing is, being "right" has an awful lot to do with where you shine the spotlight, and how you choose to frame the discussion.  I know there are producers in Canada who probably hate my guts because of the way I write on this blog sometimes, and I know there are others who're just fine with me, because they, like me, think the quality of the product is the most important thing.  And who define quality the same way I do:  not "HBO" necessarily, but the best execution of whatever the thing is supposed to be) Creative relationships are hard to maintain at the best of times.  But there are many Producers and Writers who are close; who work well together even here.

Doyle chooses to shine his spotlight one way; categorizing the Banff TV festival as an example of the lofty writers with pretensions all getting together. So far as I know, the last time that Doyle and I were at the Fest, it was two years ago. There was indeed a contingent of Canadian TV writers there, which at the time was actually unusual.  See, Banff has, in the past, been that wonderfully Canadian creation: a place where everybody (being network types, sales people, producers) talks creativity, while the creative people are nowhere to be seen. 

I'm not going to say that producing isn't a creative act. I've learned otherwise, through the wise counsel (and example) of several good producers. But Doyle's spotlight fails to illuminate the -- let's call it infiltration of Banff -- as part of the long fight to get TV writers in this country above the level of the word slave.

That's fine.  Everybody's allowed their contradictions.  Doyle points to Flashpoint as a critical success because it's commercial.   Yet his haranguing of the last show I worked on, The Border, has verged on the operatic; and that's a show that I always described as "a good cheeseburger" to anybody who asked.  He's also poked Being Erica quite a few times for being light and airy.

Doyle is not above playing his favorites, whether they be certain writers or certain shows.  Any longtime reader will know of his great admiration of Chris Haddock, or Mike Clattenburg of the Trailer Park Boys.  People at CBC are convinced he's out to get them.  Others have intimated darkly about some connection to CTV Globemedia influencing his reviews.  And to every single one of those people I say:  don't be an idiot.  Tom Shales might have been one of the best TV critics that ever wrote a word, and his prickliness makes Doyle look like a piker. 

If I wanted to, I could easily cherry pick certain examples from my own experiences and make Doyle's case for the majority of Canadian TV writers being full of themselves and pretentious.   

I've gotten angry emails over a blog entry where I contrasted a couple of shows.

I've had people send me emails talking about "we" when, far as I could tell, they were referring only to themselves.  

I've had people quote their New York Times reviews at me to refute something I wrote.

I had a crazy person rant at me for fifteen minutes a few months ago because I was somehow responsible for counselling, or promoting the death of art on TV. Or something like that.  I'm not sure.  I have a witness, though. 

I even have had the experience of the full-0f-themselves writer who took a mild joke I made about screenwriters in general, and used it to stir up trouble for me with some professional colleagues. It happens. 

But I choose to see these incidents, and others like them, as not representative of the whole of the experience, and the attitude, of the Canadian TV scribe.  There's plenty more stuff I could say on the subject, but that's all Inside Baseball, and despite what some people think, there's a whole heckuva lot that I *don't* talk about here.

Nope. No.  In the end, I choose to look into the corners I know, and show the spirit of what caused those three friends to get up and give away two grand to some other writer in tribute, because they know how hard it's been, and how hard it will continue to be, to maintain a sunny disposition and sense of humour in the face of the challenges of creation in this country.  A little mad money helps.  And so does a little community. That's the corner I choose to show.

My friend Mark (who co-created Flashpoint) came to Banff this year to do a panel talk on that show's success with an exec from CBS and his wife (and co-creator) Stephanie Morgenstern. He said before the panel, "Sometimes it's nice to come out and get a little pat on the head."

And it's true.  Mark and Steph have high powered agents with CAA now, and so have a little more than that head pat to help them through, but if there aren't always others to give that little pat, maybe it's up to us to give it to each other a little more.  That's the corner I choose to show. 

After four days in a mostly stuffy room, listening to speaker after speaker, a woman of my acquaintance (and fellow showrunner program participant) asked me last night at the Gate, "So are you going to Los Angeles?" And I shrugged.  Cause, man, all I know is that in five years, working in this job has taken me from Vancouver to St. John's to South Africa and back -- a crazy journey. So who knows, really?  I'd like to think that what we're fighting for here is the chance to play our craft as writers and not have to go to the USA. But maybe that's still a naive proposition. Still. That's the corner I choose to show.

Oh, and that guy who grimaced when I big-upped Doyle? You know how I got him to turn his opinion around?   I smiled and said, "come on, the guy's taken shots at me, too, and I'm still reading him."

And the guy smiled, nodded, and conceded the point. 

I'm pretty confident about the corners I know, and the corners I show -- to writer peeps and fellow travellers.  I loves me my cheeseburger shows and my lofty HBO shows. (And even my cheeseburger HBO shows...ahem True Blood ahem...)

I guess that's gotta be enough.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Shmanff

SO MUCH TO process here in the Canwest Showrunner Program at Banff.  Much good, much notso. We had a great day today with Rene Balcer, the showrunner for Law & Order.  The ep that I watched today, as well as a few others I've seen recently, were a bit revelatory for me because the show seemed different, and much fresher than I remembered.

Balcer filled in the blanks:  he came in with a mandate to "dirty the frame a bit" which means that they shoot in a looser, more naturalistic style -- which also has implications for lighting.

But there's also a big difference -- though subtle -- in the way they tell their stories. They spend way longer in the teaser, getting to know the people who wind up being the victims.  (HOUSE is probably the vanguard of this trend, still, it's an interesting and profound change to a format that we all probably think of as set in stone; not so...) I was also interested in how they eliminated a few scenes toward the end -- instead of catching a suspect, they cut straight to him in interrogation and merely talked about how he was caught.

Now a lot of the time that would maybe seem like a lame "Canadian style" dramatic compromise. But Balcer argued it was the right scene to cut first, since it's in the home stretch when the ending is in sight, and people are on a tack of figuring out, not needing to see the action. I thought that was a very different way to look at it.  

The pacing was also very different. Not your father's Law & Order.  

Also spent a great hour and change with The New Adventure of Old Christine's creator and showrunner Kari Lizer, who's as warm, funny, present and normal as you'd ever want from someone in this sometimes crazy business.  

Most of the 'wisdom imparted' in these sessions is in camera and off the record sort of stuff, but it was extemely heartening to see and hear workaday knowledge from two people who manage to maintain both their sense of joy and sense of humanity in the business. Inspiring.

Then it was the St. James' Gate after an extended Disco Nap, and various and sundry wonderfuls.  Good to catch up with Maureen Parker,  and KL Ashton, J.J. Johnson, Children's Producer Extraordinaire, making the jump to drama for us old kids; the mighty Will Pascoe, Mike Kiss of the golden voice, writer/performer and bon vivant (and brand new Jeans wearer) Tracy Dawson, Montreal writer Cynthia Knight and the Heroic Film Company's secret weapon Jennifer Morrisette

And I talked to a real live CRTC guy too...but that, my friends, was just between us girls.   Still, an interesting exchange of viewpoints and passions and concerns and perspectives...smart people in a room -- you can never go wrong.  Well. Sometimes with booze. But not tonight.

The trend at Banff this year?  Cheap.  Crackers and cheese at receptions.  The Banff Bag looks more like a recycled cat.  You can't find a coffee anywhere. And today, we were reduced to scarfing saltines at 4pm for some sustenance.   It's kind of like "Survivor" but without the challenges.

Oh and there were awards too. 

Tomorrow is a session with BSG's Ron Moore.  Must set my geek to "low."

For more Banff Insight, check out Will Dixon's post here.