Monday, January 15, 2007

Jack Bauer Sucks

I find it extremely ironic that I'm currently writing on a show about a vampire and yet I'm humbled, really, at the thought that I'll not be able to come up with anything as cool as Jack Bauer gnawing on a guy's carotid artery.

I mean, damn.

Seriously. Buffy never kicked that much ass.

5 comments:

Cunningham said...

Wait til tonight...

Don't f*ck with Jack.

Kelly J. Crawford said...

Yeah, I told Jon Cassar this morning that the moment I saw Jack rip that guy's throat open, I had a Lost Boys flashback and starting singing 'Cry Little Sister'. Totally took me out of the moment. :-)

Clint Johnson said...

The first thought I had was that it was ridiculous since the guy would have to lean in hard and hold really still for Jack to get a good enough bite going. We don't have the dentition to do this so it is as silly as... well it was as silly as a man who's arms are chained being able to bite a guy to death.

Then I laughed and blurted out "Jack's goin' all Lost Boys on their ass".

Anonymous said...

It brought me back to watching Tilda Swinton do it in Edward II, but there was no survival at stake in that scene, it was purely political. Cold, very cold.

Anonymous said...

Jack Bauer wears George Washington underoos...

the question is what do gringo FauxNooz-watching NeoCons take away from this show?

"Banality of Evil", a discussion on Maher Arar: CNN uncritically reported Gonzales' defense of RENDITION to Syria

"Life on the Plantation" - Bill Moyers on media reform (video), Charles I & Bush II

How long before the Gringos remember the resources of Canada??

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