Monday, February 6, 2006

Getting closer...

I have nothing to add about Super Bowl XL except for this:

I'm pleased to see that Gillette has finally taken the leap to a FIVE blade razor.

I've said this before, and I will say it again:

I will never be a happy consumer until I can shave closely with my ten-blade razor, and then sip a glass of Vodka that's been distilled no less than twenty-times.

Hop to it, Madison Avenue. You're falling behind.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

10 blades? I won't be happy til I have 15.

Lee said...

The best thing is, The Onion totally called this, 2 years ago.

Kelly J. Crawford said...

I joined a global boycott on Gillette products about 15 years ago, after seeing what their animal test subjects looked like when they were done with them. I won't get into details because this isn't the place but...I've seen Iraqi bombing victims in better shape.