Don't feel so bad.

Yes, my fellow Yanquis, he does look like a monkey.
But we in Canada don't have it so hot, either.
This is our current Prime Minister, The Right Honourable Paul "Mr. Dithers" Martin:



Isn't that awesome?

Now wait. It gets better. Because we're in a minority government situation here (if you don't understand the parliamentary system, Wikipedia, kids. But first, drop and tell me the line of succession in the USA to five places...) the Government is likely to fall sometime in the next two weeks. And there will be an election campaign.

An election campaign...over Christmas.

For a vote...in January.

They're going to make Canadians go to the polls in January.

Hahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah!

Don't laugh too hard, though, Chickens.

We still have a surplus.